I have days where no matter how hard I try, nothing seems funny. Today I'm funny-looking and a little bit blue, but not very funny at all.
I've thought about Mr. Snark's snoring. Eh.
Not even the fact that I've opened the door for cats 17 separate times this morning seems all that humorous. Instead I'm like, "Bleh, cats aren't funny." As if 49% of documented Internet traffic wasn't to funny cat sites, following porn (50%), and serious stuff (the 1%).
So I'm taking the lazy route today and posting a link to my all time favorite female comedian, Jeanne Robertson. The lady is tall, thin, attractive, and hysterical. I envy the fact that she thought of calling her husband "Left Brain" before I did.