Gay Marriage: Foamy The Squirrel Said It First

Recently, there have been a LOT of funny videos on gay marriage.

Gay Men: We Will Marry Your Girlfriends.
 Straight guys: Go right ahead.

Lesbians: Gay Women Will Marry Your Boyfriends.
(I'm not aware of any response that's been forthcoming from straight women). Yet.

Oh yeah, and Nerdy Guys Will Marry No One.

I think the fact that Foamy the Squirrel said it first, and maybe best, has been overlooked in the video barrage. So, listen up. The Squirrel has something to say: