Miss Bear is very literal.
Miss Bear loves books. Big books, small books. When a book is read to her, Miss Bear does live action role-playing and performs whatever is happening inside the story.
Miss Bear waddles like penguins.
Miss Bear flaps her wings like hummingbirds.
Recently, I read "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" by Eric Carle to Miss Bear.
Miss Bear decided to emulate the hungry caterpillar. The binding of her book served as her noms.
Fortunately, the book does not appear to have tasted very good, because Miss Bear spat out the binding rather than swollowing it.
I'd include a photo of Miss Bear, but frankly, the Internet would implode due to the sheer gravity of her cuteness.
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