Coffee
gives us an excuse. No, really, I mean it. We can’t seem to get our creative
juices flowing? Maybe we haven’t had enough coffee yet. Time to get up and make
some, right? Oh, and while we’re waiting for it, we can just check Facebook and
see what our writer friends are doing. Oh, cat pictures, cute! Fast forward an
hour…. Oh gosh, the coffee! Guess we have to reheat it (or just make new
coffee, you know, it is best if it’s fresh). More waiting time….
On the
other hand, there are days where we just can’t focus on anything and our ADD
kicks in really bad. We’re procrastinating like the world champion in
Procrastination for Pros, jumping from Facebook to Twitter to emails to cat
pictures and back all day long without actually doing anything. But of course,
it’s not our fault. No, it must be the overdose of coffee we had, which we only
got because coffee didn’t kick in fast enough and we drank another cup.
Then, if
we’re actually writing but every sentence turns out to be utmost garbage,
that’s not our fault, either. Surely our muse didn’t have her coffee yet.
Quick, get up and make some to appease her! Oh yeah, the waiting time again…no
sense in actually trying to write more before the coffee is done, right? So we
can just as well check….
Yeah, you get
it. I mean, hey, we actually do get stuff done. Seriously. But every now and
then we need an excuse to feel less guilty about an unproductive day, and
coffee is just the perfect scapegoat for everything. Besides, it’s just comfort
food (or rather drink, I guess).
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This guest
post is brought to you by Saoirse O’Mara,
children’s and YA writer and admitted coffee addict, under the influence of
some really good coffee at two in the morning. Her latest release is Trouble in
the Mage Guild, part II of her YA fantasy/mystery series A Rogue’s Tale.
Thanks for my chuckle of the day. I'd write more complimentary things about your blogpost, but my coffee cup needs refilled. Much luck to you in your writing!! Still chuckling...cat pictures...
ReplyDeleteVonnie,
DeleteThanks for dropping in and commenting. :-)
I'm only on my second cup of the day, so I'm right there with you...
I'm actually sitting here drinking a rare cup of coffee (I don't get to drink it much any more because of health reasons)... great post.
ReplyDeleteLove and stuff,
Michy
Thanks for dropping in, Michy. :-)
DeleteHey ladies, thanks for the comments! And you know what, I'll actually make a cup of coffee now and try to get some work done, although it's eight pm on a Sunday. But hey, I can sleep in tomorrow, and then there's always coffee to get me going again, right? ;)
ReplyDeleteWhen in doubt, there's always tea... ;-)
DeleteI need my fix. I'm giving myself a cup of coffee as a reward for finishing a book review I'm writing at the moment!
ReplyDeleteHi Tara,
DeleteI need to complete a few of those myself. Thanks for dropping in and commenting. :-)
My coffee is Dr. Pepper :)
ReplyDeleteI used to drink an insane amount of Diet Coke but I quit a few months ago and my coffee intake tripled. :-)
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