Mr. Snark and I had a horrible memory foam mattress. The awful thing was hotter than a three dollar pistol, especially in the summer, and cost me countless hours of sleep. Additionally, Mr. Snark's side sloped downward at a 45 degree.
Life seems determined to deliver "Things That Cause Insomnia" to my doorstep. After all, it brought me Mr. Snark, who prior to acquiring a sleep apnea machine, snored like a buzz saw.
Anyway, I digress...
So after years of living with the memory foam monster, we replaced it with a queen-sized non-memory foam mattress. (Yes, they still make those. With springs. If you go to the store there are about 3 you can choose from.)
The new mattress is a little firmer than the old one, which takes some getting used to but I'm adjusting. However, I have belatedly discovered that what I thought was a flaw of the old mattress was actually a blessing.
Mr. Snark has taken to sleeping dead center on his side of the mattress. He's taking up half of the bed! I've tried waking him, shoving him over and even complained.
"Honey, get back on your quarter of the bed!"
So far, I haven't found a way to fix the problem. Mr. Snark doesn't seem to grock the severe inequity of the new arrangement.
Suggestions are welcome.
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