Monday, May 19, 2014

The Mystery of the Missing Fish

Miss Bear has a Siamese Fish. It is blue and lives in a bowl in the kitchen. She got it for her birthday last year. She likes it a lot but I take care of it.

On Friday night, Mr. Snark returned to bed following a downstairs excursion. I was sound asleep, so obviously, he thought it was an appropriate time to drop a bomb.

Mr. Snark: "Do you know that the fish isn't in his bowl?"

Instantly, my eyeballs popped wide open. Mind going a million miles an hour, I shook his arm.  "If he's not in his bowl, then where the hell did he go? It's not like he went out for cigarettes and never came back! Are you sure you just didn't miss him?"

Mr. Snark:  Snore

I remained in bed for a couple minutes, having one of those He's-Got-To-Be-Kidding moments. He had to be screwing with me. It sounds like just the sort of thing Mr. Snark would think is funny at 1A.M.  The other possibilities were that he had simply suffered from a bout of MPB or I'd dreamed it.

After failing to return to sleep, I sprang out of bed and dashed downstairs to the kitchen. Upon throwing the overhead lights on, I discovered the following at the scene of the crime:
  • an empty fishbowl
  • a splash of water
  • a torn aquatic plant leaf beside the bowl
  • a glass bead from the bowl on the tile.

The house was locked and the Snark boys were away for a sleepover. Miss Clio had refused to come inside, leaving the following residents inside the premises: Mr. Snark, Miss Bear, myself, Jake the Snake, and Bolt (the new kitten).

I'm going to assume that no human ingested Miss Bear's fish as a quick midnight snack.  And the new kitten is too small to jump up onto the counter where the bowl was placed.  Either a cat ate him or an unknown fishnapper broke into our home without any sign of forced entry and abducted him.

My primary suspect at this time:

The empty bowl is still sitting on the counter. I still haven't told Miss Bear. My options seem to be going down to the pet store and buying a new fish or continuing to pretend to feed an invisible fish. What do you think I should do?

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21 comments:

  1. Oh, the book blurb sounds delightful! As to the disappearance, a mystery, indeed :)

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    1. Barb,
      A mystery that remains unsolved to this very day. :-)

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  2. this book sounds good .i am always looking for new authors to read.

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    1. Thank you, Sonia. I hope you have an opportunity to enjoy it. :)

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  3. I'd buy a new fish, rehire the lawyer from the last cat fiasco, and try the cat according to house rules. No catnip for you!

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    1. Mary,
      I haven't bought a new fish yet. I'm not sure how to keep it safe from my pet serial killer. It's a tough thing. :)

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  4. i love shifter books because the males always seem so protective and they are just so male .

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  5. Laughing so hard, Melissa! And look at that face, "Who me?"

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    1. Mary, Isn't he a darling? *G* Thanks for dropping in!

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  6. Reminds of the commercial on TV. It's for a car...but all I remember is the fish sitting in a bag in a car seat with classical music sounding the rush to get home and the parents high-fiving when fish is in the bowl right before girl comes home from school.

    I say string the cat up yarn until he talks....

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    1. Beth,
      I'd love to see that. I'll try to Google it later. Thanks! :)

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  7. A locked house mystery! With no corpse or last note, suicide is definitely ruled out. Sounds like a potential catastrophe to me...I agree with those who suggest buying a new fish. Good luck!

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    1. Asnantay,
      It could be your next plot premise--Death Fish. :D You also!

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  8. I truly enjoyed "A Cat's Tale". That was a fun read.
    I'm not so sure about the buying a new fish angle. Kids, especially little girls are pretty perceptive. It's hard to find a perfect duplicate for a Siamese fish.

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    1. Laura,
      I'm more worried about the next fish surviving the cat than I am about Miss Bear noticing. It's a tough choice. :)

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  9. My aunt told me on my 40th birthday that Slugger, my beta fish, was an imposter for two years. The original Slugger died while she was fish-sitting him for me when I was 7 and she replaced him before I came home. I had no clue.

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    1. Two is pretty respectable for a fish than lives in a bowl. I had one fish make it to four. (Yes, I'm sure cause I had him in college.) Thanks for dropping by!

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  10. Look at that face... those eyes. How could you accuse Jake?

    Nope, not buying it either.

    As for Miss Bear, it seems a little young to teach her about the circle of life. But she's a smart cookie and might notice.

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    1. Jake is a sweetie. However, last weekend we spotted him with a snake in the backyard. Kitty is growing up.

      I actually think Miss Bear may take a bit after her father on the perceptive scale. *G*

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