Publisher: Monarch Moments
Publication Date: October 24, 2013
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Artie’s been carrying a torch for Marie since she first repaired his car at Smitty’s garage. Too bad she hates cops. You could write a novel about it. Actually, Artie did. He even published it online. It’s a little cheesy, but his pen name Desiree Robb is developing a fan base.
Out of the blue, the book takes off, igniting an avalanche of sales. Desiree Robb is approached by a major publisher- they’re offering millions!
But Desiree has to show her pretty face for promotions. Guess who Artie asks to be Desiree?
Marie signs on- for a price. It’s easy money, but things get complicated. Artie’s driving her batty. Or is there something more? During preparations for a live TV broadcast, a sweet romance tentatively begins.
More complications ensue. The mob gets involved. These guys mean business- so what if they still live with their parents? Then there’s the hot for cops VP, a popular talk show, and the FBI. It all fuses into a laugh out loud cluster chaos as tangled as a New York City rush hour.
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A former New York City cop, Desmond X. Torres will neither confirm nor deny his ownership of a blonde wig and pink bathrobe.
He always wanted to be an astronaut, but the closest he ever got was being called a space shot.
In his spare time, he enjoys mixed martial arts, motocross racing, and base jumping from tall buildings. He has a great cable TV package. And beer. He loves beer. And nachos. He really loves nachos.
He’d better say he loves K.D. McLean too or she’s going to brain him.
He has been writing since he can remember. It started in primary school. Penmanship has always been important to him - it’s a lost art.
His motto for life is – “I’m going to live forever.”
So far, so good.
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TOUR GIVEAWAY DETAILS:
Desmond is giving away the following prizes at the end of the tour:
Grand Prize: Amazon Gift Card for $25.00, Tales of Pandora eBook Collection (by KD McLean) and an eBook of Funny Business.
First Runner Up: Tales of Pandora eBook Collection (by KD McLean) and an eBook of Funny Business
Second Runners up: 3 winners will get an eBook of Funny Business
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Desmond X Torres' FUNNY BUSINESS Tour 10/29 - 11/30
10/29 3 Partners in Shopping, Nana, Mommy, & Sissy, Too! (Guest Post)
10/30 Why I Can't Stop Reading (Interview)
11/1 Sassy Book Lovers (Spotlight)
11/4 Fic Central (Spotlight/Review)
11/6 - Book Monster Reviews (Guest post)
11/9 Offbeat Vagabond (Spotlight)
11/9 Toot's Book Reviews (Spotlight & Excerpt)
11/10 Literal Hotties Naughty Book Reviews (Spotlight/Excerpt)
11/14 Living An Eternal Fairytale (Spotlight)
11/14 victoria's gossip (Spotlight)
11/16 Books Books and More Books (Spotlight)
11/17 Book Lovin’ Mamas (Guest Post)
11/17 Coffee Talk Writers (Interview)
11/18 RomanceJunkies.com (Interview)
11/18 The Snarkology (Spotlight)
11/19 Cocktails and Books (Spotlight)
11/19 KT Book Reviews (Spotlight/Review)
11/19 The Biblio-Files: Confessions of a Book Whore (Spotlight/Review)
11/19 Wicked Readings by Tawania (Spotlight)
11/20 Inner Goddess (Spotlight)
11/23 The Reading Café (Spotlight/Review)
11/23 Words of Wisdom from The Scarf Princess (Spotlight)
11/25 My Secret Romance Book Reviews (Spotlight/Review)
11/27 So Many Reads (Spotlight/Review)
11/29 Book Pages and Dripping Ink (Spotlight)
11/30 A_TiffyFit's Reading Corner (Spotlight)
11/30 Vampires, Werewolves, & Fairies, Oh My! (Guest Post)