Historical Romance by Kenya Carlton
Hello
my faithful romance readers! Before I start my ramblings about love, how many
of you would answer the ad below?
Male seeking:
Young and naïve virgin who
welcomes chauvinistic behavior, occasional sexual assault, forced marriage, and
rampant infidelity. Serious inquiries only!
Sounds
yummy, right? This ad should have been placed in front of every historical romance
novel I read in high school. At that time things were starting down the
politically correct path, when I was forced to go to catholic child jail (my
interpretation of high school). Date rape was a term everyone was becoming
familiar with and sexual harassment in the work place had wiggled its way into society’s
consciousness. So out of sheer boredom I would go to our schools sad, sad
library to find something to read. Strangely enough, there were quite a few
freaky historical romances lined up on the shelf hidden in the back (hmmm, my
eighty year old librarian was a sexy little minx wasn’t she?). I wasn’t really
into historicals, but they won out over the prospect of actually doing
homework.
Once I
got past the introduction of the silly heroine, who needed to be married off to
a wealthy but disgraced Viscount due to family obligation, things usually took
a weird turn. The soon to be bride would stay at the Viscount’s manor, where
she would have a chaperone and be homesick. Most of the stories would start off
the same way with different variations of naïve women; fiery red heads, sweet
blondes, and mysterious raven beauties. The men were Counts, Dukes, or rich
scoundrels who needed a title. Well, after it had been established that
everyone hated each other, then weird sexy times were set to begin (cue the
porn music please!).
Generally
this would be the moment the reader learns of the mistress that the Viscount
has been boning for some time now. She loves him, but he just sees her as a
whore, so he calls it off and she’s angry enough to plot against him. Fast
forward a few chapters, and our hero is all pent up and randy from being around
this young, naïve thing for too long and decides to stick his wick in her
without permission. Yep, and that’s when he finds out she’s a virgin. Something
the era and social etiquette should have clued him in on before this moment;
but hey, I’m thinking he may have fallen off a horse or two in his day.
Maybe
ten pages after our naughty Count attacks her, she realizes she loves him but
then runs away when she finds out about his city stashed whore. How does this
happen? Because the whore tells her, that’s how. Once the virginal pretty figures
out the Viscount will never change his dirty dog ways she beats feet; which is
about the time the hero figures out he was in love with her as well. He proceeds
to chase her down, where he saves her from somebody else raping her, and then
the happily ever after moment may commence.
This
weird take on a fairy tale is strangely amusing for the first few books, but a
half a dozen novels later they ceased to be so cute. I don’t know why, it may
have been the predictably of the books, but really I think it was the lack of
choices. Often I would think the author picked this era because there were only
so many things a woman could do without society frowning down on her; I.E.
teacher, nanny, nurse.
Don’t
you just love when the heroes fall for the working gal? Then the kids, ala’
Sound of Music style, can tell dear ole dad he’s an idiot for letting the heroine
get away. Anywho, what I’m trying to say is that now historicals seem to be
making woman scientists, writers, and doctors. The choices, income wise, are
better but is the chauvinism? Not really, which is probably why they pick that
era (Except for Fifty Shades of Grey bringing you chauvinism 21st
century style).
Remember
This
Kenya
Carlton
Genre: African American Romance
Book
Description:
Ex-ballerina turned rehab
designer Cece Newman competes in a reality show that could give her fledgling
company the boost that it needs. Assigned a relic of a house in a renovation
challenge, Cece soon becomes suspicious of the producer’s intentions. When she finds the house is one of many
properties her ex-fiancé and baby daddy Brock Thorn owns, Cece is convinced
that she is being set up for failure.
Ready to drop the project and what’s left of her career, Cece has to
find a way to ignore the handsome athlete while she navigates around his kooky
family. Cece must also convince their
daughter that mommy and daddy won’t be getting back together again, a job
easier said than done—especially when the attraction between the two is hotter
than ever.
The biggest hit Brock Thorn took
on or off the field occurred when Cece Newman left him at the altar. Five years
later, Brock is more determined than ever to get answers from his baby’s momma.
Even in regards to joint custody of their daughter, Brock’s only form of
contact with Cece is through her loving, protective sister Lily. Brock packs up
his high profile life and digs his heels in at the crappy house he’s
inherited—the very one Cece is set to renovate.
As he dodges cameras and uninvited family members, Brock must get to the
bottom of his failed romance with Cece—especially if he has any chance of
getting back the life that was lost when Cece left.
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About
the Author:
Native
of Chicago Illinois, Kenya worked in the Network operation Center for PBS and
TLN television stations. Executive producer of her own production company Black
R.O.K Productions Kenya produced a pilot for travel series Destination
Everywhere, Independent short film Dawn shown at the Chicago
Latino film Festival, and wrote and directed the documentary Our
Africa. Writing titles available; Jaded, Sweet as Sin, Brazil re-issue, Devil’s Play, and Remember This.
Kenya can be reached at:
Kcbookcafe.com Twitter: @kcbookcafe
Hi Kenya,
ReplyDeleteThank you for visiting the Snarkology. :-)
Fascinating description of historical romances, I was very entertained (and recognized that story line, lol). Thank you for the blurb, sounds like an interesting story.
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